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CHINESE SICK LEAVE: ‘I NO COME WOK TODAY!!!’

 

Hung Chow calls his work and says, ‘Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick .

Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.’

 

The boss says, ‘You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.

When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.’

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. ‘I do what You say and I feel great. I be at wok soon………You got nice house…