Ode to Christmas

I made myself a snowman,
As perfect as can be.
I thought I’d keep it as a pet,
So I let it sleep with me.

I made it some pyjamas
And a pillow for its head.
Last night the bastard vanished,
And pissed the f…ing bed!!

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Author: zenrules

64,MS,wheelchair,angry

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