I went to my office today to collect some items and well.
First let me explain, my office is in Orpington High Street, the entrance to my part is round the back from a private car park, the car park is closed off with a 7 ft tall gate and 7 ft wall all the way round it. To get to my door you go up 14 iron stairs, at the top is a fence round the stairs with the door in front of you, to the side is a flat roof balcony, to access the roof you have to climb over the tall railings, not easy. Got the picture?
There on the flat roof for all to see was a large human (if they can be called human) jobby, shit, poo, faeces call it what you like.
Has society really degenerated this far that they have to climb walls etc to have a dump?
Was it log form, pyramid or splat like a pancake. Are you hoping for rain. My God it sounds absolutely disgusting. Is it possible it was not human. Surely no one would climb a wall just to dump!
Howzit Rick
I’m just delighted that you didn’t grace us with a photo ๐
On second thoughts a picture might qualify for JM’s November photo competition, then again maybe not!
This doesn’t remotely surprise me. I’ve been seeing this for some time now. A number of people are truly and irredeemably disgusting. Always have been, really. It’s just that now there are no real consequences for their actions so things are being done more openly.
How absolutely vile, Rick. It sounds as though your roof is a rather inconvenient convenience, so why would anyone do such a thing?
Ever the rationalist, I am going to say that I suppose it is just possible that some poor chap just caught short. It happens. Either he could not find the loo or it was occupied. I knew a chap once who took a dump in the furniture hall in Harrods. The staff just watched in amazement. He apologised and left. I am sure he would have cleared up if he was confident that he would not have been arrested.
Sipu, I could accept what you say if they had just come over a wall and done it in a corner, but to get to this point takes effort, and it was in the open for all to see.
Papa certainly human, a dog could not get over the wall unless it had a trampoline. I did think fox but it was wrong, too big and wrong.
It could happen to anyone, even Paula Radcliffe during a marathon.
There are some truly awful people around…
Well known side affect of some burglars. The adrenaline kicks in and they have to go.
Disgusting all the same.
Check it for peanuts, if any are found check to see if you are under the flightpath to Gatwick, one could have got away.