For Zen

Distinction between Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom and having the Guts to ask, “‘Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?”‘

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the behind and having the Balls to say, “You’re next, Chubby.”

I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference as to the outcome – both result in death.

Author: O Zangado

Just loping around. Extremely fond of roast boar in particular, meat in general and cooking on the barbie. Fish is good too. View all posts by O Zangado

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I can see you getting a visit to the vet and 2 bricks being used, 😉

Evenin’ Rick. Did you hear the one of the three nomads riding camels across the desert? All had been watered at the oasis, but two died of thirst en route and the owners asked their colleague how he kept his animal alive. “Well”, he said, “I waited until it was drinking and then crept up behind it with two bricks. The two bricks came together and the camel breathed in with an audible ‘oooththshshsh’. Result – an extra eight gallons.”