URGENT !!!!
Whoever left his wife at The Cave after last night’s BBQ is asked to come and get her ASAP !
It’s not that she’s a problem, but the NSW is coming back tonight.
Cheers!
OZ
The Curse of OZ
URGENT !!!!
Whoever left his wife at The Cave after last night’s BBQ is asked to come and get her ASAP !
It’s not that she’s a problem, but the NSW is coming back tonight.
Cheers!
OZ
Boadicea's Chariot 
I have a feeling that NSW will be less than pleased to see a mostly-undressed carrier of a second X-chromosome sprawled out on the table.
crikey
I have a feeling that could be my beach towel, I had a set of 6 and having just checked I can only find 5!
Would you be good enough to post it back to me?
🙂
Nice bit of rump there. Good job that did not go on the barbie! 🙂
Wasn’t she on Ferret’s new bike yesterday?
That, Christopher, is the understatement of the decade.
You may well say ‘Crikey’, Pseu. It was one helluva party.
Soutie, Algoa Bay, S.A. – It’s on its way, as if I didn’t have enough problems right now.
FEEG – Genius! That’s it. – I’ll have to barbie her before the NSW returns.
LW. Aha! I think you’re right. Ferret!!!!!!!
OZ
No, after the initial euphoria has died down, it just ain’t gonna fly. Can you imagine the scenario?
“Hiya, sweetie. Mwah! Had a good shift at the nursing home?”
“DON’T YOU MWAH ME, YOU GOAT! WHAT’S THAT THERE ON THE TABLE?”
“What, where?”
“THAT THERE”
“Oh that. A few of the lads came round for a barbie last night. That’s just a bit of Ferret’s bike.”
Exit Wolfie, rapidly, tail between legs, followed by a hail of anything handy that isn’t nailed down.
OZ
You rotten thing! Having a party when the NSW was working. You deserve everything thrown at you.
Sob!
OZ
Not sure if shes off my bike chum, but as long as she stays in that position, I will never be short of somewhere to park it. 🙂
Tee hee, Ferret. I fear an unholy alliance between Beloved and the NSW would scupper that particularly cunning plan.
OZ