As it is getting darker these days, with Autumn coming,
I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend last week end.
He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
I said to him:
“You idiot!”
“You’re supposed to turn your clock back!
Autumn advice
Boadicea's Chariot 
Groan! 🙄
Double groooooan!
Triple groan!
OZ
Louder!
Zen: He probably thought it would get larger.
Hope springs infernal!