A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself and asks, “May I buy you a cocktail?”
“No thank you,” Maxine replies, “alcohol is bad for my legs.”
“Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?”
“No, they spread.”
Bad Taste Joke
A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself and asks, “May I buy you a cocktail?”
“No thank you,” Maxine replies, “alcohol is bad for my legs.”
“Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?”
“No, they spread.”
Boadicea's Chariot 
Yup! That’s in bad taste. Must pass it on to the NSW when she comes off duty tonight.
OZ
Attaboy, OZ!
What’s the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?
OZ