One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift…
The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
“Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”
And that’s how the fight started…..
Boadicea's Chariot 
🙂 you are on form Mr Zen,
You should have given her a can of petrol and a box of matches and told her it was DIY cremation gift 😦
🙂
A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I look horrible. I’m old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’
The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’
And then the fight started.
OZ