A Chinese man walked into a pub in the US late one night and saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed to him and asked for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gave him a slap on the face and said “You Chinese bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.”
The astonished Chinese man replied “Chinese did not bomb your Pearl Harbor, it was actually the Japanese”.
“Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same.” responded Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese man gave Spielberg a slap on the face and said “You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship.”
Shocked, Spielberg replied “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.”
The Chinese man replied “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same.”
This particular joke won the best joke in a competition in Britain .
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Its mildly funny, but to win best joke in Britain???
Quite, Val.
Agreed Val, I’d hate to hear what came 2nd, 3rd and 4th š¦
Second place went to Gordon Brown: “I saved the world!”
Recent statements from Police Commissioners placed third through tenth.
The Dentist was place with. ‘Now, this won’t hurt a bit.’