From my local paper this morning.
Author: Low Wattage
Expat Welshman, educated (somewhat) in UK, left before it became fashionable to do so. Now a U.S. Citizen, and recent widower, playing with retirement and house remodeling, living in Delaware and rural Maryland (weekends). View all posts by Low Wattage
Boadicea's Chariot 
The French defend the castle successfully for once!
FEEG: That would be the famous medieval French defense, “Throw all your food at the besiegers”.