Quickies

The teacher says, “OK class, I’d like you to tell me what you really need at home.”

Suzie says, “We really need a new computer.”
The teacher says, “Yes, that would be useful.”

Wendy says, “We really need a new car.”
The teacher says, “Yes, that would be useful too.”

Little Johnny says, “We don’t need anything!!”
The teacher says, “Oh, come on. Everybody needs something.”

Little Johnny says, “No! My Sister came home with a Muslim yesterday, and my Dad said,
‘Well, that’s all we f—–g need !!!!'”

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