Poor old Simon Heffer. What a time to choose to leave the DT, just when his bête noire, David Cameron, is coming under so much pressure from all sides.
Success can be lost as well as won by timing; history records many such instances.
And the top brass at the Met are beginning to resign on mass, I suggest Boris takes takes over from the PM, and the Police too, it’ll be a laugh if nothing else. The blonde has just taken a battering, and has probably gone for a lie down, under a wet flannel.
With some suitable linament I trust. Islay Mist is good for hiding the pain.
And Cameron is flying back early!
It would seem that total panic prevails at the moment.
Boadicea's Chariot 
Poor old Simon Heffer. What a time to choose to leave the DT, just when his bête noire, David Cameron, is coming under so much pressure from all sides.
Success can be lost as well as won by timing; history records many such instances.
And the top brass at the Met are beginning to resign on mass, I suggest Boris takes takes over from the PM, and the Police too, it’ll be a laugh if nothing else. The blonde has just taken a battering, and has probably gone for a lie down, under a wet flannel.
With some suitable linament I trust. Islay Mist is good for hiding the pain.
And Cameron is flying back early!
It would seem that total panic prevails at the moment.
Come on, Boris!
None of it could be soon enough!