—– I’ve just been banned from a Muslim clothes shop.
I only asked for a bomber jacket.
Touchy bastards.
I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army Soup Kitchen.
All I said was, “will you bastards hurry up, some of us have a home to go
to”.
I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night. He hypnotized 7 blokes then
dropped the mike on his foot & said “F… me”.
What happened next will haunt me forever..
You are on form today Mr Zen. I was need of a good giggle.