They’ve had to cancel the panto Jack & The Beanstalk in Birmingham, Bristol, Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Leicester, Luton & London because the giant couldn’t smell any Englishmen.
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They’ve had to cancel the panto Jack & The Beanstalk in Birmingham, Bristol, Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Leicester, Luton & London because the giant couldn’t smell any Englishmen.
🙂
Boadicea's Chariot 
Years ago it was suggested that, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”
But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I’ve found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!
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I’m glad I wasn’t drinking my wine when I read your comment Tocino! 🙂
On a deadly serious note – I had a Muslim doctor – once. Never, ever again…
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That reminds me.
I went on the holiday of a lifetime once. Never again.
Sipu
Where was that? 🙂
Where do you live, Toc?
Why do you ask?
Just wondered.
Why?