I must confess, I stole this from another site…
What if Rep. Anthony Weiner decided to run for President, with Eric Holder (Attorney General) as his Veep?
Then the ticket would be Weiner-Holder.
When they visited England there would be a Weiner-Holder-Balls conference, with Pickles on the side.
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Obama said that if he were Weiner, he would resign. He’s Obama – that’s reason enough to pack it in;
Too American. By far the better was the immortal Brian Johnston’s commentary back in the seventies during a West Indies-England test match, “…..and the bowler’s Holding, the batsman’s Willie.”
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Reminds me of the classic TMS blooper by Brian Johnson:
“The bowler is Holding the batsmen’s Willey!” (Michael Holding and Peter Willey 🙂 )