Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, ‘I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.’ ‘Thank God,’ said an elderly nun at the back. ‘I’m so tired of chardonnay.
Nunsuch!
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, ‘I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.’ ‘Thank God,’ said an elderly nun at the back. ‘I’m so tired of chardonnay.
Boadicea's Chariot 
Reminds me of an old schoolboy joke. 🙂
There were two nuns in the bath. One said to the other, “Where’s the soap?”. The other replied, “Yes it does, doesn’t it!”
I’ll get my coat!
🙂 Zen
Zen – You do know that you’re going straight to Hell.
OZ