Today I received a letter, yes a letter not an email so it must be real, from the Agricultural Bank of China informing me that my uncle Hubert has died. Now I must admit I have never met uncle Hubert, but he must be one fantastic guy as he has left me his money, all U$9.35 million.
As it turns out (really) I am having lunch on Wednesday with the compliance manager of the Agricultural Bank of China, so I have asked him if could intervene and get me my money ASAP so that we can have a very good lunch.
I have sent my friend a copy of the letter and he has responded that it is possible the letter may be fake. Now I know emails are fake, but this was a letter with a stamp and posted here in the UK, so therefore it must be real. If the money does not come then I shall of course take legal action to get hold of dear Hubert’s money.
Now to all of you Charioteers out there, providing you sign a “non disclosure” letter so as not to release my name to the press then once the money is in my account I shall treat you all to celebration for a whole week at Disney Land/world in Florida. But please remember if necessary I will take out a super injunction to protect my anonymity.
Money, money money in a rich mans world.
Yippeee I am wealthy.
Boadicea's Chariot 
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Oh dear, I hope you won’t be too disappointed, Rick. 😉
Minty you obviously think it may be a scam. But it was a letter with a stamp on it so it must be real.
Oh, well, if you insist Rick! 🙂
Thanks Rick, obviously I’d be delighted to sign a non disclosure thingy but why not go for one of those super injunction jobs, I believe that’s what the really really wealthy do these days 😉
I used to get letters from Tom Champagne at Readers Digest promising me millions if I signed up to a monthly contribution….I missed that one, I kept forgetting to send in my money, damnations!
I look forward to the Disney trip – can I bring Mrs C too?
cuprum, when the money comes off course.
However as mentioned I did have lunch with the compliance manager at said bank today and he insists it is a fake letter, the Chinese will do anything not to pay out.