In answer to the question, ‘Do you have any dependants?’,
I put, ‘Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS and half of Eastern Europe!’
…apparently this wasn’t an acceptable answer.
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Goes with my tax poat, Zen 🙂
Fucking brilliant!
I used to actually put in answers like that and they used to turn up on my doorstep with monotonous regularity. Stupidly they picked me for that 2 hour interview that just a few get.
With the boy in the state he was it took hours and provided much fun and games. The truth was so bad I’m sure they never believed the half of it, the truthful half anyway! They used to turn up every 3 years or so. I felt so sorry for the girl who was a local that I knew I let her in so she could collect her wage for the interview. The bits I declined to answer I used to tell her to fill in with any old crap that would be suitable. She must have done because I never had any comeback, after a few glasses of wine each who cared anyway?
Brilliant, Christina!
I do hope this is for real Zen and not a joke?
Seems a perfectly reasonable response to me, Zen. Can’t see what the problem could possibly be. I do hope you also answered ‘Jedi’ to the religion question. 🙂
OZ
I do so hope this is a joke and not for real Zen?
Unfortunately, my better-half filled the form in – a joke
we answered the one they left blank.