… multitasking meant walking and chewing gum at the same time.
You mean you can do this? or have you been listening to women saying they can and we can’t. Though I did see a woman multi tasking this morning, she was driving her pink Fiat 500 mobile phone in one hand and gassing away, then as she stopped at the junction she began brushing her hair. All with perfect control of the car and attention to the road.
A router was a woodworking tool used to rout out (hollow out) an area in the face of a piece of wood.
rick:
In my experience, women only have to multi-task because they can’t plan. (Get coat and sneaks away before anyone notices) 🙂
A warm boot was one that was left near the fire.
A cold boot was one left outside in winter.
RAM was a male sheep.
LED was part of the verb to lead.
LCD was lowest common denominator.
The ENTER key moved the carriage back to the left.
Only birds Twittered.
Apples could be eaten.
Boadicea's Chariot 
Love it, 10/10
Java was a type of coffee. Python was a snake, Basic was simple and Lisp is what Red Ed Milliband has!
… and Windows were something you looked through.
… and a Mac was a raincoat.
and spam was a processed meat
And a chip comes with fried fish.
… multitasking meant walking and chewing gum at the same time.
You mean you can do this? or have you been listening to women saying they can and we can’t. Though I did see a woman multi tasking this morning, she was driving her pink Fiat 500 mobile phone in one hand and gassing away, then as she stopped at the junction she began brushing her hair. All with perfect control of the car and attention to the road.
A router was a woodworking tool used to rout out (hollow out) an area in the face of a piece of wood.
rick:
In my experience, women only have to multi-task because they can’t plan. (Get coat and sneaks away before anyone notices) 🙂
A warm boot was one that was left near the fire.
A cold boot was one left outside in winter.
RAM was a male sheep.
LED was part of the verb to lead.
LCD was lowest common denominator.
The ENTER key moved the carriage back to the left.
Only birds Twittered.
Apples could be eaten.
A flash drive was a nice car
I blame it all on Boole 😦
🙂
Get it? BUll – Boole? 🙂
All right, I’ll shut up 😦