David Cameron visits a science exhibition & is shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. The man in invites him to ask a question.
Cameron asks “what will Australia be like in 100 years, the machine whirrs & beeps & goes into action & gives a printout which reads “the country is in good hands, no crime,& no conflict, no worries”.
Next question, “what will China be like in 100 years,” another printout, The country will be the leading economy & everyone there will enjoy the highest standard of living in the world.
Cameron then asks what will Great Britain be like in 100 years time, the machine whirrs & beeps into action. The man gets a printout, but he just stares at it. “Come on what does it say.”
The man replies “Buggered if I know! It’s all in Arabic!🙂
Boadicea's Chariot 
Too close to the truth?
Thats for sure sheona.
The Chinese meanwhile are all fluent in English and Arabic. 🙂
Right on the button!
One day when the Northern Hemisphere has killed itself through radiation, wars, a bad economy and lack of exercise from not surfing …. then
Aussie speak will rule the world 🙂
Bonzer comment, Don mate! 🙂