Food for thought.
A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford…
“The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us
sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft
drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
High trans fat diets can be disastrous and none of us realizes the
long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But, there is
one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most of us have, or
will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the
most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”
After several seconds of quiet, a 70-year-old man in the front row
raised his hand and softly said, “Wedding Cake.”
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Boadicea's Chariot 
You will give us the medic’s answer too, won’t you, tocino?
🙂
Ja well, if we’re doing funnies I rather enjoyed this today
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This made me laugh…
What really happened when Elton John and David Furnish decided to have a baby.
They had their sperm mixed together and had a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby was born Elton and David were waiting at the hospital. They were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in their cots, eleven of whom were crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one baby was smiling serenely. A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
“Isn’t it wonderful?” Elton said to David. “All these unhappy babies ….. and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves the superiority of gay love!”
The nurse said, “Oh sure, he’s happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the thermometer out of his bottom!”
This also arrived in my inbox today, complete with pictures, I wont bother with the pics I’m sure that you’ll get the idea…
Iranian Air Defence Site: ‘Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.’
Aircraft: ‘ This is a British aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.’
Air Defence Site: ‘You are in Iranian airspace.If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!’
Aircraft: ‘ This is a Royal Air Force GR4 Tornado fighter. Send ’em up, I’ll wait!’
Air Defence Site: ( …. total silence)
(it’s an oldie but a goodie! :))
I will have to pass on that one sheona, I’m just the joker. I suppose that I could add that wedding cake is probably the most expensive thing you will ever eat.:-)
Pity about that, tocino. I always like to know what I’m supposed to avoid so I can try it.
Lol. 🙂