You can’t make this stuff up!
Mario Baloteli (pictured left, he’s the one in the dark shirt) the Ā£24 million signing from Inter Milan had to be substituted last night because he’s allergic to GRASS !!
What next?
Kevin Pietersen allergic to wood!
John Higgins allergic to baize!
Charlie Sheen allergic to common sense!
Feel free to add a few (it is Friday after all)
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Boadicea's Chariot 
Tiger Woods allergic to bar maids š
Hi, Soutie. yes, I watched the game and it’s true. Burlesquoni is allergic to any female with a pulse.
George Bush is definitely allergic to the Truth, no cure.
He must have passed it on to Julia Gillard š¦