- We board our luxury cruise ships in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea , and disembark in Mombasa Kenya , seven adrenaline-charged days later. Reservations start at only $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room) and $6,900 (verandah complete with bench rest).
- You’ll relax like never before! That’s because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you. If you don’t have your own weapons, you can rent them from our onboard Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon, with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night!
- Pirate Target Practice! The object of our cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast waiting to get hijacked by pirates!
Weapons rentals:
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BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
- Need a spotter? Our professional crew members can double as spotters for only $30/hour.
(spotting scope included, but gratuities are not) - Also included: Free complimentary night vision equipment –
and throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the main deck from 7pm until 6am
- Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms offer a mini-bar
Customer Testimonials
We guarantee you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates
or you’ll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival in Mombasa ..
How can we make that guarantee? We operate at 5 knots just beyond 12 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia ,
thus in international waters where pirates have no rights whatever.
In fact, we make three passes through the area’s most treacherous waters to ensure maximum visibility
by Somali mother ships.
We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes past the entire Somali Coast.
At night, the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot every five minutes, with loud disco music
directionally beamed shore side to attract maximum attention.
Boadicea's Chariot 
Soutie: Sign me up, I would like to go BYOB (bring your own bazooka).
One suggestion, small brightly colored sailboats should be launched as decoys every Monday and Wednesday.
Very funny Soutie but many a true word spoken in jest. In WW1 there was vessels known as ‘Q’ ships which resembled ordinary merchantmen. When they came under attack by a ‘U’ boat on the surface they let them come in close and then the sides dropped to reveal guns and the ‘U’ boat had the crap blown out of it, so your spoof is not so far fetched.