ATD At the doctor’s
BTW Bring the wheelchair
BYOT Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM Covered by Medicare
CUATSC See You At the Senior Center
DWI Driving While Incontinent
FWB Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA Got Heartburn Again
IMHO Is My Hearing Aid On?
LMDO Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL Living on Lipitor
LWO Lawrence Welk’s On
SGGP Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL Talk to You Louder
WAITT Who Am I Talking To
WTFA Wet the Furniture Again
WATP Where Are the Prunes
WWNO Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
Boadicea's Chariot 
I shall make a note of these, just in case 🙂
Whatever happened to ‘NFN’ – Normal, for Norfolk and ‘SWALKOTB’ – Sealed with a Loving Kiss on the Bottom?
OZ
Bring them on – the more the merrier!
SOS…..Sitting On Stanah.
OZ……..On Zimmer.
HOOT……..Horlicks On Order Tonight.
LIS
Lost in Sainsbuy
NHS
Not hearing- shout
OMG – Of My Generation.
Touché 🙂
OZ
Very good OZ.
And CSS, Can’t Spell Sainsbury’s
Really, really big smiley thing.
OZ
Spell checking isn’t my string point, OZ
😀
OZ
ADD
Age related dental deficiency
ARDD Age related dental deficiency (please delete 11!)
Pseu, sweetie, quot while you’re ahead.
🙂
OZ
I’m not ahead now…..
AAK
Asleep at keyboard
ADIP
Another day in pain
AFZ
Acronym Free Zone
ATF
At the funeral
CRAFT
Can’t remember a *freaking* thing
WDE
Well done everyone.
WAI – Who am I?
BOE – Bugger Off Everyone.
Zen I came late to the page! A lot of laughs.