Pre-marital test!

I was a very happy man.

My wonderful girlfriend and

I had been dating for over a year,

And so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing

Bothering me…It was her

Beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law

Was twenty-two,

Wore very tight mini skirts,

And generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down

When she was near Me,

And I always got

More than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate.

Because she never did it

When she was near anyone else.

One day her ‘little’ sister called

And asked me to come over

To check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived,

And she whispered to me that she

Had feelings and desires for me

That she couldn’t overcome.

She told me that she wanted me

Just once before I got married

And committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock,

And couldn’t say a word.

She said,

‘I’m going upstairs To my bedroom,

And if you want one last wild fling,

Just come up and get me.’

I was stunned and frozen in shock

As I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment,

Then turned and made a beeline

Straight to the front door.

I opened the door,

And headed straight towards my car.

Lord… And behold,

My entire future family was

Standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes,

My father-in-law hugged me and said,

‘We are very happy

That you have passed our little test.

We couldn’t ask for a better man

For our daughter.

Welcome to the family.’

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your

Condoms in your car.