Peace in our time.

At least for us –

1) ‘The UK, US, CANADA and AUSTRALIA will apologize to the world for our ‘interference’ in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those ‘good ‘ole’ boys’, we will never ‘interfere’ again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, Iraq, Afghanistan , the Middle East, and Central America. They don’t want us there. We will station troops at our borders. No one will be allowed to sneak in for lack of manpower.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are from. They’re illegal! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.

5) No foreign ‘students’ over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don’t attend classes, they get a ‘D’ and it’s back home for you, my son.

6) The UK, US, CANADA and AUSTRALIA will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing all efficient sources of energy this will require exploitation of resources like shale gas instead of pie-in-the-sky dreams like solar and stupid windmills. The Greens will have to lump it for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don’t like it, we go somewhere else. They can try to sell their production elsewhere. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would probably be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not ‘interfere.’ They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the armed forces. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) We will withdraw from the UN – let them insult us and try to run their silly schemes without our money. The UK will withdraw from the EU.

10) The Language we will speak is ENGLISH…learn it…or LEAVE.

21 thoughts on “Peace in our time.”

  5. No way would Australia back you up, we are not in the habit of removing our problems by dumping people on someone else’s lap. Seeing as how you created whatever problems you have in Britain how about behaving like adults and solving them on your own instead of passing it on to someone else?

    Also, Australia is self sufficient in Energy, we have so much oil we sell it to the Asians a very cheap rates, same with our coal, the only reason we import is because it is cheaper than building more refineries and we help wit the world’s economy by trading with others.

  10. Would it be inappropriate for me to add in a few ideas of my own?

    1. Instead of throwing money into the toilet bowl (giving aid to corrupt regimes which simply pilfer it), why not use it to give tax incentives for companies to return manufacturing to our respective nations? Hint: there is no reason why Royal Doulton has to be made in Indonesia.

    2. If countries do not abide by the spirit of trade agreements, don’t trade freely with them.
    If China wants to play games, let them — and let them sit on their own tat.

    3. Create an SAR (special administrative region)in each of the countries. If people wish to be politically correct and Fabian in their outlooks, allow them to live there unmolested — but make them pay their own way and make them clean up their own messes.

    Just my thoughts…

  14. It’s all so simple really, one wonder why no country will ever try it? (polemic)!

    PB #11 Would be nice to get the natives to speak it properly first!

    Another-

    11 Come near us with terrorism subsequent to our withdrawal and we’ll ‘nuke the fuck’ out of you until Islamabad (substitute as applicable) glows in the dark. A nice, simple foreign policy that even the most stupid can understand.

  15. Where do I sign up for this?

    But add.

    You do not/have not work/ed and pay tax you get no benefit whatsoever. Unless there is a real medical reason.

  19. bravo22c :

    Bearsy, is that you doin’ Joe Cool on No. 7? :-D

    No Bravo, of course it wasn’t me – you invoked the Mr Cool smiley by typing (or more likely, cutting and pasting) an ‘8’ followed by a ‘close round bracket’, which is, as you will remember, one of the smiley codes that WordPress automatically converts to a smiley.

    You will notice that I have corrected your list for you.

    There are several solutions that can be used to prevent unwanted smilies appearing –

    • Use a different character to delimit your list numbers, such as a full stop – ‘8.‘ for example.
    • Use the built-in automatic facility for producing numbered lists – that’s one of the icons on the top row of the post ‘visual editor’. The support pages will tell you how to select text and click on the icon.
    • Prevent the combination from being detected by WordPress, by using the HTML ASCII or ISO code for the ‘close round bracket’. This is a code that your browser will convert into the appropriate character when your page is rendered, but which will be ignored elsewhere in any server or processing code. You can find lists of these codes all over the web, but they always consist of an initial ‘&’ and terminate in a final ‘;’. In this case the code is ‘)‘ – I have used another trick here so that you can see the code by preventing it from being turned into a ‘close round bracket’. This is the method I used to correct your post.

    😀

  20. Donald – your comment #5 shows that you have entirely missed the point.

    This post is humour. OK, so it’s British humour, but in this case it’s so close to Aussie straight-face, dead-pan humour that you should have realised.

    It’s very similar to the wind-up posts that you regularly plaster all over cyber-space.

    Take a chill pill, mate, and pull your hackles in, there’s a good bloke. 😆

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