A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a morning available when he would take his 7-year old granddaughter for a drive in the car for some bonding time — just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and just wanted to stay in bed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out in the car.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see how her Grandad was.
‘Well, did you enjoy your ride with Nanny?’
‘It was great, Grandad’ the girl replied, ‘and do you know what? We didn’t see a single tosser, blind bastard, dick-head or wanker anywhere today!’
Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?
Boadicea's Chariot 
Tut, tut, what are you suggesting about male drivers?
Zen this is quite true. about 22 years ago a friend his wife and 3 year old came round for dinner. When they arrived I could tell there was a frosty atmosphere, so I asked what the problem was.
At the end of our road is a really nasty roundabout and some guy nearly took the front of my friends car off. His wife said to him “That was close” and his 3 year old piped up from the back “Wasn’t that bad cos he wasn’t called a F***ing c**t”
He toned down his language after that.
Out of the mouths, etc.
Many years ago in Atlanta we were having a dinner party to welcome a new employee, a Canadian with a very uptight American wife.
The boy was about 5 and always very social to guests, he descended the stairs very gracefully, stood in front of the guests and introduced himself-
“I’m the little fucker”
Totally hysterical.
The Canadian fell about laughing so much he fell off his chair, the rest of us weeping with laughter, after all, what else could one do?
The uptight wife just sat there as if she had a poker up her backside with a lemon pursed mouth, which made it even funnier.
A few months later one of her teenaged sons put a very pretty, cut foliaged leafy plant on her front doorstep. It stayed there all summer, assiduously watered by all and sundry in the family.
None of us said a thing, too damned funny for words, it was liberated by the local police in due course! She wasn’t quite so PC after that!