Contemporary rhymes for Janus

You there, taxpayer! Have you any dosh?
No sir, no sir, not got lots!
But some for the warmists, most for the State,
the rest for the Jihadist who loves to hate.

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Armageddon’s coming and the debts are getting fat
Please put a penny in the politician’s hat
If you haven’t got a penny, a hundred quid will do
If you haven’t got a hundred quid, God help you.

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The old MP was a merry old soul, and a merry old soul was he;
He called for his house to be cleaned in the night
And he called for his mukkers three.
Every mukker had a fine fiddle, and a very fine fiddle had they;
Oh there’s none so rare as can compare
With an MP and his fiddlers three.

OZ

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Just loping around. Extremely fond of roast boar in particular, meat in general and cooking on the barbie. Fish is good too.

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  5. Help.

    Bilby has a couple of comments awaiting moderation on this post. I think it is a blip; I don’t think they are in the least bit offensive.

  7. Araminta

    Yours was held for moderation, too! See notice at top! I’ll keep an eye on the comments page šŸ™‚

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