Prompted by Bearsy’s last post and the use of the ‘W’ word, I give you these:-
Tittisee (Germany)
Cockintake (United Kingdom)
Ballplay (Tennessee)
Caulkerbush (Scotland)
Submitted by Curtis M.
Agay (France)
Assloss (Scotland)
Bohner’s Lake (Wisconsin)
Submitted by Shannon B.

Bigadic (Turkey)
Submitted by Bud D.
Backside (Scotland)
Cockplay (Scotland)
Submitted by Colin Y.
Bangs Beach (Maine, USA)
Submitted by Ian B.
Bare (United Kingdom)
Dickey (North Dakota, USA)
Submitted by Dusty B.
Blackdykes (England)
Pennis Wood (United Kingdom)
Submitted by Ian B.
Gofuku (Japan)
Submitted by Harry M.
Three Cocks (Wales)
Submitted by Harry M.
Dickeyville (Wisconsin, USA)
Submitted by Misty F.
Dunmovin (California, USA)
Submitted by Amanda N.
Peterhead (Scotland)
Submitted by Dave C.
Mount Gay (West Virginia)
Beaverville (Illinois, USA)
Submitted by Katie K.
Boody (Illinois, USA)
Submitted by Katie K.
Bone Gap (Illinois, USA)
Submitted by Katie K.
Vergennes (Illinois)
Submitted by Katie K.
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Tightsqueeze (Virginia, USA)
Submitted by Barbara M.
Iron Knob (Australia)
Submitted by James R.
Big Knockerstown (United Kingdom)
Submitted by Matt W.
Climax Springs (Missouri, USA)
Submitted by Eric C.
Fertile (Minnesota, USA)
Submitted by Benny M.

Ironwood (Minnesota, USA)
Submitted by Kent
Willacoochie (Georgia, USA)
Submitted by Steve S.
Moreheadsville (Pennsylvania, USA)
Submitted by Mike B.
Weener (Germany)
Deep Gap (Tennessee, USA)
Submitted by Curtis T.
Glasscock (Texas, USA)
Submitted by Alan J.
Seman (Alabama, USA)
Submitted by Crystal M.
Long Dong (Guangxi, China)
Titless (Switzerland)
Submitted by James S.
Onacock (Virginia, USA)
Submitted by James E.
Maiden Gully (Australia)
Submitted by Carly
Penistone (England)
Submitted by Alan S.
Fort Dick (California, USA)
Gash (Iran)
Probe (Utah, USA)
Butztown (Pennsylvania, USA)
Submitted by Ione J.
Thong (England)
Submitted by Martin
Mary’s Inlet (Canada)
Submitted by Basil P.
Bobbin Head (Australia)
Submitted by Matt C.
Mount Titlis (Switzerland)
Submitted by Carole L.
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Elephant Butte (New Mexico, USA)
Dikshit (India)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Blowhard (Australia)
Submitted by Dominic O.
Sexbierum (Netherlands)
Submitted by Sjouk K.
Reamstown (Pennsylvania, USA)
Pecker’s Point (Newfoundland, Canada)
Submitted by Matthew B.
Lickdale (Pennsylvania)
Submitted by Duane H.
Pickles Gap (Arkansas)
Submitted by Velton D.
Nether Wallop (England)
Submitted by Todd B.
Petting (Germany)
Submitted by Bob F.
Mount Mee (Australia)
Submitted by Ian
Titting (Germany)
Submitted by Bob F.
Titty Ho (England)
Yocumtown (Pennsylvania, USA)
Fugit (Kentucky, USA)
Submitted by Tad L.
Assinippi (Massachusetts, USA)
Submitted by Carol S.
Big Cockup and Little Cockup (England)
Submitted by Kirsty F.
Cocktown (Wexford, Ireland)
Cockburn (Australia)
Submitted by Peter R.
Bangor (Wales)
Submitted by Matt
Dyckesville (Wisconsin, USA)
Ballville (Ohio, USA)
Prickwillow (England)
Submitted by Alam C.
Black Charlie’s Opening (Australia)
Submitted by Helen Hills
Kinmount (Ontario, Canada)
Submitted by Crystal G. and Mikey P.
Euren (Wisconsin, USA)
Cockland (Ohio, USA)
Spuzzum (Canada)
Submitted by Mike B.
Bloody Dick (Montana, USA)
Submitted by S.B.
Shafter (California, USA)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Mt. Buggery (Australia)
Submitted by Stan L.
Handcock Town (North Carolina, USA)
Submitted by Michelle S.
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Sackville (Canada)
Submitted by Kyle W.
Twatt (Orkney, UK)
Muff (County Donegal, Ireland)
Maggie’s Nipples (Wyoming, USA)
Submitted by Tom M.
Bone’s Knob (Queensland, Australia)
Submitted by Cyd
Fingringhoe (Essex, UK)
Submitted by Jill M.
Titz (Germany)
Submitted by Ryan A.
Needmore (Texas, USA)
Submitted by Sheila A.
Fruitport (Michigan, USA)
Submitted by Michelle F.
Zip Down (Pennsylvania, USA)
Submitted by Lucia H.
Mount Holly (New Jersey, USA)
Boadicea's Chariot 
Wan King Path, Hong Kong.
And the chain of Hong Kong boutiques, ‘Wanko.’
Intercourse, Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. Conveniently situated between Blueball, PA and Paradise, PA.
Man Fuk Road, Hong Kong.
That’s could be a bit of bummer Chris. 🙂
Pratts Bottom, in Orpington Kent UK
Toc, a good New Year to you and yours.
Man, thon’s a fine list of funny names. Have googled those Scots ones of which I had never heard (Assloss and Backside) and see that they do exist. Janus got really upset when I suggested that he had Welsh blood so I wonder how he’s going to take the fact that the village of Backside in Aberdeen suggests Jockinese (copyright OZ but I’ve always liked it) connections for him?
Moving on, have scrolled through the list several times and see no mention of a small hamlet which lies just off the A491 between Stourbridge and Bromsgrove in Worcestershire if Wikipedia is to be believed.
Years ago, when the internet and e-mail existed for me but blogging did not, I was lying abed listening to the ‘Today’ programme and an item about the naming of part of a football stadium after a famous former player
There was much hilarity about the fact that they could not follow the usual convention of naming one end of the ground after him, given his surname. This sailed right by me and eventually I e-mailed them to ask what was so funny about proposing to call something the ‘Bell End’.
I got a very apologetic e-mail back from them saying that they had discussed the item at the editorial conference that morning and that James Naughtie had warned them that it would make absolutely no sense to the North British but that they had not believed him.
A good New Year to you as well JM. Nice comment.
This place would be very familiar to British troops after crossing the boarder from Holland into Germany on the autobahn. I have passed it many times.
Toc, either you have lived in Welsh Wales too long and it is beginning to affect your ability to spell or there is somebody who ‘pays a stipulated sum in return for regular meals or for meals and lodging’ who lives on the border between Holland and Germany who must be getting sick fed up of being crossed.
It could well be all of those John. I will not bother with a edit as it rather adds to the post.
Cheers. 🙂
John Mackie – Although in a previous life I was what you would describe as a Southron, well versed in ‘Sarf Lunnon’ dialect (aka Cockney) and also in Sussex rural dialect, I had never heard of the Brit slang meaning of ‘bell end’ until you mentioned it here and I investigated it on the Urban Dictionary. Boadicea had never encountered it, either. It is not in use in Australia, as far as I know.
I do recall seeing it used from time-to-time on MyT, but I assumed there that it referred to the extreme of a ‘Normal Distribution’ curve – the 3-sigma limit, possibly – and therefore alluded to someone being out of step with mainstream opinion.
How ignorant of me; I am indebted to you for providing education and enlightenment! 😕
Tocino – How can your list be complete without reference to the small town in the South of France, so beloved of English Tourists – ‘Condom’? 🙂
Just to lower the tone of the post even further Bearsy, it has always been in common usage in the forces.
There is a rumour, that the University of Dublin conducted an investigation just as to why the head of a penis is shaped as it is. Apparently the study lated two months and cost twenty Euros. They came to the learned conclusion that it was shaped that way to stop the hand slipping off the end. 🙂
I read that during my research! But nice one, Toc! 🙂
This is how to manipulate a comment if you are the author of the post. I say this, because this is what Araminta is doing on her post. I consider this to be an abuse of the site!
Agreed, but it’s not my fault, Toc.
Thanks Bearsy, I could have posted the whole joke which is as old as the hills. Suffice to say, the English guy had the right idea. 🙂
Where’s Friar’s Entry?
(Oxford)
I actually live in Mount Mee in QLD Australia. Have heard all the jokes and know many more 🙂
Hello Liz! Welcome!
Morning Liz, (well its morning here), welcome 🙂