When the opening night of the London musical Gone With the Wind was marred by an obnoxious young actress and a horse that relieved itself onstage, Coward was in the audience:
“If they’d stuffed the child’s head up the horse’s arse, they would have solved two problems at once.”
Goodnight everyone, sleep well.

I like his way of thinking
Graphic, you could say.
Oh Yes, I like it.
Night night Mr Zen, sleep snug.
Oooooh! Goodnight