Simon Mayo (Radio 2) has this idea of getting folk to text in a synopsis of their day, or part thereof in just three words. This can lead to some amusing mini snapshots of various disasters, celebrations etc. My favourite today was this one,
Husband: Bath panel fixed.
Followed by
Wife: Where’s the cat?
What are your three word summaries?
Boadicea's Chariot 
Not even remotely funny, but ‘cold’, ‘wet’ and ‘dark’.
OZ
I’ll consider it.
Might post later.
😉
Shopping is done.
Cold and tired!
Snow? What snow?
You can now add ‘lightning’, ‘thunder’ and ‘wind’ to the above. 😦
OZ
Chile for tea
Lunch with friends.
You can substitute “gossip” or “catch-up” for lunch.
cheap new gloves
Kinloss Runway OPEN!
CWJ – Are you a crab? No. 2 cub was at Kinloss in the nineties keeping the Nimrods in the air.
OZ
All ironing done
Time for bed.
‘About time too’, said Florence
Boiing’, said Zeberdee.
‘OFFS’, said Dougal.
OZ
OZ I kept a private aicraft at Kinloss for a number of years, until this April, and still belong to the RAF Flying Club at Kinloss – I was given the opportunity to join after security clearance in 2000, when I retired. I didn’t have any connection with Kinloss prior to 2000 but have contacts with a number of those who have worked there over the past thirty years or so…
OZ P.S. Not a Crab!
CWJ – Furry ’nuff, as Ferret might say.
🙂
OZ
Canapes, pink fizz! 🙂 wooo.
Australia lost. Despair!
England won. JOY!
Condom broke – Ragnarok!
missed important appointment
Jan, are you celebrating something?
Bored frickin’ rigid!
😦
Not more leaks.
Not today, thanks.
Hi Pseu, no – just a “client appreciation evening” at the hairdressers. If I ever get the chance to be appreciated, I’m there like a shot. 🙂
Broken tooth mended
Oh, bloody hell!
It was free
Work, work, work.
Bin’s collected! Hurrah!
A shit sandwich – tomorrow is another bite!