Ryanair service so bad even Hitler won’t fly them

Ryanair service so bad even Hitler won’t fly them

via Ryanair service so bad even Hitler won’t fly them.

Be warned, the language translation is Anglo-Saxon at its most forthright, but sums up Ryanair pretty well. No wonder they are trying to haul down the site!

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Author: coldwaterjohn

CWJ travelled extensively with his family, having worked in eleven countries over thirty years. A keen photographer, holding a Private Pilot's Licence, he focuses mainly on landscape and aerial imagery. Having worked in the Middle East extensively he follows developments in that region with particular interest, and views with growing concern, the radicalisation flowing from Islamic fundamentalism, and the intolerance for opposing views, stemming from it.

14 thoughts on “Ryanair service so bad even Hitler won’t fly them”

  1. I find ourselves increasingly driving the 1,400 mile round trip for any functions in the south, over a few days, rather than test my heart’s ability to deal with airports and airlines. I can feel the blood pressure mounting stepping through their doorways.

  2. CWJ – This has been seen before here I think, but it’s well worth repeating.

    NOTE – STRONG LANGUAGE.

  3. These Hitler parodies are great fun, this one is a classic, I did one for distribution in the office, only germain, pardon the pun, to us.

  4. I know it’s very fashionable to decry Ryanair, but every time we’ve used them, we have had no complaints. You have to watch their website closely or they’ll load you up with extras. It’s really only suitable for people who want to go to a specific destination not served by any other airline and travel with hand baggage only. As a point to point carrier, it’s fine. Having recently driven the length of France and back, I’ll happily take easyjet any day. Like you, ricksrant, I avoid Heathrow like the plague.

  5. Never travelled Ryanair – but I certainly know about air-line extras… Virgin here (not now owned by Branson) does just that. But since even with the deterioration in Virgin’s service since Branson sold and the ‘extras’, it’s still preferable to Qantas – and those two are really all we’ve got. Oh for some real competition…

  6. One thing I do like about Ryanair’s O’Leary is that he takes no crap from anyone. France was being awkward about French staff at Marseille Provence airport working under Irish contracts for Ryanair. O’Leary warned them he would pull out if they didn’t see reason and he has done just that. A few more unemployed people locally and an almost empty Terminal 2 at Marseille. Well done, France!

  7. Sheona – Yebbut, nobbut, yebbut! That’s akin to having to decide who you want to win in the Six Nations’ Ireland vs. France matches.

    🙂

    Nighty night.

    OZ

  8. You get what you pay for, I suppose. I have sworn never to step foot on a British Airways flight ever again following their grasping staff’s repeated strikes at the busiest times of the year.
    The staff are in desperate need of a reality check.
    EasyJet flies out of Inverness, and I have used them happily in the past, but all the hassles with airport security is making travel by air a total nightmare, and the terrorists have won, by triggering that shambles.

  9. OZ, the question of which team to support in such a game would depend solely on whether one of them had recently beaten Scotland – grrrrrrrrr!

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