Widdle Wabbit

A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart shop and asks,
in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, “Excuthe me,
mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?”
As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he’s on her level and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabbit,
or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle
bwown wabbit over there?”
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her
hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

“I don’t think my python weally gives a thit.”

Author: zenrules

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6 thoughts on “Widdle Wabbit”

Zen, you are in fine form! The Hancock clip was bril. Can you put up Parts 2 and 3. The dialogue bewteen Patrick Cargill (the doctor) and Hancock was just brilliant. The classic line being “Rhesus Negative; how dare you, that’s a monkey isn’t it?” (One of the first times I laughed my guts up on TV comedy.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAtKjuiMpRk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W0gw_cB5QA

papaguinea :

Zen, you are in fine form! The Hancock clip was bril. Can you put up Parts 2 and 3. The dialogue bewteen Patrick Cargill (the doctor) and Hancock was just brilliant. The classic line being “Rhesus Negative; how dare you, that’s a monkey isn’t it?” (One of the first times I laughed my guts up on TV comedy.)

There you are, enjoy.

Zen
I like the Pyhon joke, well played.

Thanks Zen I loved it. I thought June Whitfield especially good, and fanciable in that uniform! (And good to see a few other favourites, Hugh Lloyd and a pompous looking Captain Peacock.)