A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.
The female doctor says, “I’m going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, ’99’.
The guy obeys and says,”99”.
The doctor says, “Great”. Now turn over on your left side and again, while repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, ’99”..
Again, the guy says, ’99’.”
The doctor said, “Very good”. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I’m going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I’m going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, ’99’.
The guy begins, “One … Two …Three”.
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Heh, heh. The problem I always have is with a male Doctor…
That is not what happened to mer, though the doc was female
Never mind the prostate examination jokes – those of us who have had a prostate problem can testify that they are but a pale shadow of the non-stop “robust observations” that the suffer has to endure from the doctors and nurses during treatment. Definitely not suitable for reporting on The Chariot! 😎
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My one abiding memory of a prostate examination was this. As the pain began the doctor asked me if I was ok and his right hand with the ‘thumbs up’ sign appeared from my right, I grunted a response and then noticed the other hand with the ‘thumbs up’ come into my vision from my left, the pain increased again and I am now looking at two ‘thumbs up’. It was only afterwards that it began to puzzle me, I still dont know how he did it.
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an Old peoples’ home?”
“Well,” he said, “We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”
“No” he said “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”
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Ditto Val!