A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the St Andrews course.
A groundskeeper shouts: ‘Dinnae drink tha waater! Et’s foo ae coo’s shite an pish!’
The golfer replies: ‘My Good fellow, I’m from England . Could you repeat that for me, in English!?’
The keeper replies: ‘I said, use two hands – you’ll spill less that way!
Boadicea's Chariot 
And don’t the Scots love to hate the English!
Along with the Welsh the Irish and just about everyone else and all because at one time or another, they have all been severely chastised by the English. 🙂
P.S. Not forgetting the bloody Frogs.
🙂 🙂
Heh, heh.
We Californians love the English. And the Welsh and the Irish (most of us can’t tell the difference). We like the way y’all talk. And the French. We like the way they talk too. And we especially like the way they cook!