A Jewish divorce!

A Jewish woman says to her mother, “I’m divorcing
Jeff! All he wants is sex, and my vagina is now the size of
a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a 5 cent piece.”

Her mother says, “You’re married to a multi-millionaire
businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari,
you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and
you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?”

Author: zenrules

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