THE SENILITY PRAYER :
Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and
The eyesight to tell the difference.
This rather amused me.
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Boadicea's Chariot 
🙂
Sounds a bit Welsh to me. 🙂
This rather amused me as well:-
A nurse was on duty in the A&E when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered . . It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for an immediate operation.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read .. . …’Keep off the grass’
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient’s dressing, which read ‘Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn.’
Submitted by Staff Nurse RN Elaine Fogerty , KGH London
Dr. wouldn’t submit his name
🙂
crikey
Val??
OZ
OZ, Val is reputed to be more of a Sahara than a Pampas.
Christina, I liked this when I first saw it, it’s a good un.
Boys, boys, tttttttt, good job I loves yer 🙂
Janus – 🙂
OZ