‘Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.’ Anon.
Goodnight everyone, sleep well.
Boadicea's Chariot 
Ah, now this is a good un, the words of a wise man, spot on.
Night night Mr Zen, sleep snug.
“Words of a wise man” ???? or was it a woman??
Best one yet Zen. 🙂
Just taking notes…
Is the model male or female?
The sensible among those of us standing-up types learn this very quickly – or suffer the consequences 🙂 ‘Night Zen.
Yupp, round here it is called another divorce!
I do wish there was a formal flag declaring the ‘No Shit tolerated here’ that one could run up in warning.
So enervating having to bother to verbalise it all again and again.
I love this one, Tim. Half watching your team whilst I type this. They are playing well – and should probably be playing against ten as one of Bournemouth’s team should have been sent off.