The following is taken from ‘Oiklet’ (www.crazyoik.co.uk), the on-line ramblings of the Crazy Oik magazines editor. It appeared originally in the Fortean Times. You couldn’t make it up, as they say in literary circles.
Title missing, but a giggle nonetheless
Boadicea's Chariot 
She must be cock eyed.
Now, about those Darwin awards…
Couple of thousand years ago she would have got away with it – ‘An angel dunnit.’
Naughty, Bravo.
Seems to me to be a reflection on the IQ levels in the US Military…please don’t tell me he was an NCO or officer!
Probably in intelligence, CWJ
don’t you feel safer knowing the US military are there protecting us and that they have command of the nuclear button.
We are doomed Mr Mainwaring, doomed.
crikey