8 thoughts on “What’s wrong with our education system?”

1. Good idea, it will raise the educational standards of Orpington tremendously. The average age of the smoking mums here is 12. This means we will have the most GCSE’s at 12 on any other place in the UK.

   See there is a good side to it.

2. Would you pass?
   http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1313126/School-children-face-GCSE-sex-test–age-11.html

3. What would you set for homework?

4. Mainly practical?

5. Elocution would be good.

6. “How do you say ‘penis’, Miss?”

   “‘Paeonies’, Madeleine, ‘paeonies’. Like the flower.”

   Elocution, elocution, elocution. To paraphrase our dear ex-leader.

7. From a Liverpool inner-city classroom, cerca 1962:-

   ‘Eh, Billie! Dere’s a contraceptive under dat radiator.’

   ‘Errr, wass’a radiator?’

   OZ

8. 🙂