Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them…
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Oh very funny, Zen 🙂 I want one, NOW 🙂 🙂 I’m going to go and get one, you’d better not be joking Zen, I’ll feel a right Tit asking otherwise.
And what’s wrong with feeling a left tit? Let’s hear it for left tits, that’s what I say.
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Does that mean with two we get stereo, just put our head between and go blub blub blub
Good thinking, Rick, worth a try!
iTit! Very funny…
Talking of tits….
I watched ‘Antiques Roadshow’ yesterday for the first time in about 20 years.
I tuned in to a woman’s voice talking about ‘these two globes’ as the camera panned in on them (two miniature globes) and in the background the bosom and cleavage of the speaker. Hilarious..