The other day I needed to go to casualty. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Airline uniform and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into casualty I noticed that 75% of the people got up and left. I suspect they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here’s the patch.
Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works at the DSS. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundry, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
Don’t try it at McDonald’s though…..The whole shift got up and left and l never got my order…
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Brilliant Zen, I’ll have to try this 🙂
Hahaha. I’ve been dealing with them myself recently. Wearing that patch around me, though, you might be in danger of your life!
Good one, Zen.
Ha ha, Zen, good move 🙂
Like the idea. will pass this one on.
LOL, Zen. Excellent strategy.
Works best in pairs I bet! A good laugh Zen!
Nice one, Zen. Very droll, but a sad reflection on the way things were/are going.
Smiley
OZ