Apart from ‘Bugger Bognor’, ‘They will never hit me from here’ and ‘What the fu**, I wondered what you would choose to use as your last words on Earth, always assuming you had time and breath to utter something.
Last Words
Apart from ‘Bugger Bognor’, ‘They will never hit me from here’ and ‘What the fu**, I wondered what you would choose to use as your last words on Earth, always assuming you had time and breath to utter something.
Boadicea's Chariot 
“Die sir? Why that’s the last thing I shall do.” Borrowed from the famous.
To my wife “bye bye darling”, to my son “I love you”, and to my mistress “honey that’s the best fu** I’ve ever had.”
“What’s the score?”
I imagine mine would be something like…
“Please take your boot off my neck Mrs Osborne.”
“Father! , why have you forsaken me?”
Hasta la vista, baby
“Er… I forgot to tell you….”
I always liked Spike Milligna’s “I told you I was ill.”
But I’d settle for “Ahhhh. Thin at last.” 🙂
Naughty, naughty ferret, an extra whipping with lead tipped thongs for you my boy!
I’d have thought the last words might well be-
“Thank God for that!”
“Doesn’t time fly?”
I’m not ready yet…
Shit. where’s my lippy?
“Bring it on!”
I would have to choose either “I am bored with it all” or “This is the last of Earth! I am content!”.
Aaaaaahhhhoooohhhhhhh!!!!!
OZ
P.S. Jan – It is good to see the well-known typing error’s name spelled correctly for once. It is one of those bits of magic lost in the mists of time, as any fule kno. 🙂
OZ
Jan and OZ – for Spike Milligan, how about “Spike’s malignant.
So no last words, then OZ – just a heartfelt howl?
I see you are an old boy of St Custard’s.
Good ol Molesworth. ‘History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse.’
Splendid PG. 🙂
Jan – Yep. Make mine a heartfelt howl
I am proud to have all the Molesworth books on the shelf alongside ‘Stig of the Dump’ from whence (grammar) Top Gear’s Stig is alleged to have emerged and an original copy of ‘Fly Fishing’ by J.R. Hartley.
OZ
‘Stig of the Dump’ must rank as one of the most functional titles ever. Being a Viking he doesn’t believe in euphemisms.