This week is Breast Awareness Week.
Spread the slogan ……. “We stare because we care!”
Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you,
it’s only when you leave her a virgin.
Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror is when both are pregnant!
Tragedy is when you are not responsible for both!
Wives are funny creatures.
They don’t have sex with their husbands for weeks
And then they want to kill the woman who does.
Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-Olympic sex.
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years.
A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in.
He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn’t you call me in after he screwed you once?
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm
When mating. Only 10% enters the female.
And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty?
Boadicea's Chariot 
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One in seven British bathing beaches are reported as polluted. Them durned whales, I guess.