My neighbour found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.
The lady went to the chemist and bought some “Nair” hair remover.
At the register, the pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”
The lady said, “I’m not using it under my arms.”
The pharmacist said, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t shave for a couple of days.”
The lady replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my schnauzer.”
The pharmacist said, “Stay off your bicycle for about a week.”
**** sent to me by a friend. He knows my interests pretty well 🙂 erm not hair-removal, the dogs and cycling, just to be clear!
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Good laugh at bed time.
Reminds me of the chap who went tothe Swedish chemist for deodorant.
“Ball or aerosol?”
“No I want it for my armpit.”
LOL Pseu. Nice one. Hey – muted hoots of laughter at work today when I noticed one of the locums had suggested a patient try “Uniroid.” Sounded like an anti-social Dr Who baddie to me. But it’s actually pile ointment.
This blog rather reminds me of a rather interesting trip to the beauticians on election day.
Let’s just say it shed a whole new light on beautician’s vouchers…
Night then!
10/10 for that giggle jan.
Good Val 😀 Seems to be a “women-only” joke! I’ll tell George. 🙂
Actually ‘schnauzer’ is a lot nicer than some other terms I can think of.
“Uniroid,” hmm they think of some lovely names for treatments don’t they?!
(A big suppressed augh in the office the other day was related to one of the nurses saying she could only have a red bush-when offered a drink.)
Still sniggering about uniroids here. Imagine invasion of the uniroids. Perfect for Dr Who. I might suggest it. They’ll never know and it’ll be wonderful to watch knowing about the product.
🙂 She’ll choose a different drink next time. Shared amusement is essential at work, especially in your line of work, I should imagine.