My son is helping in the kitchen garden at school as one of his AOB activities. He came home yesterday with a selection of radishes which are delicious.
“Slight slug damage,” he says.
“That’s OK, ” I reply, trimming off the bits that look nibbled.
“Mrs S says we’re going to get some of those slug frogs.”
“Slug frogs?” I reply, thinking, that’ll mean a pond and tadpoles and all that palaver which may not be easy to manage in a school.
“Yes, you know,” he said, “little creatures that destroy the slugs.”
“Do you mean the ones that you put into a watering can and pour over the soil?”
He shrugs.
“Not slug frogs,” I say, “Do you mean nema- toads?”
Now he’s laughing – and I wonder if he knew all along.
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… and there was me thinking I was going to read an article about Moo … 😈
Tush, Bearsy. As if….
Now now bearsy, on here you can only think these thoughts. free speach à la XX.
Your boys are way too clever. Of course he knew all along. Isss word play innit?
They have over taken me, Jan, in more ways than one
Sounds like he has brains and a sense of humour!
Good lad.