Lighten up a bit…

 

Ladies, read only the first part.  Gentlemen, carry on to the end.

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”

The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.” The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers, continue reading….

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

Moral of the story: Women think they’re so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!

7 thoughts on “Lighten up a bit…”

  1. Lol.

    Here is another:-

    The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to
    offer Praise for answered prayers.

    A lady stood up and walked to the podium.

    She said, “I have a Praise.  Two months ago, my husband, Tom,
    had a terrible golf cart wreck and his scrotum was  completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could help him.”

    You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.

    “Tom was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on,”and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom’s scrotum, and wrap
    wire around it to hold it in place .”

    Again, the men in the congregation were unnerved and squirmed
    uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.

    “Now,” she announced in a quavering voice, thank the Lord,
    Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, 
    his scrotum should recover completely.”

    All the men sighed with relief. 

    The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

    A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
    He said, “I’m Tom.”

    The entire congregation held its breath.

    “I just want to tell my wife that the word is ‘sternum’.”

  3. Bravo! Mais.. ce que femme veut, dieu veut. Autrement dit; what woman wants, God wants!

  5. Janus; if only! Then there would be no European pile of laundry to consider, ever again! Right really must stop messing

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