ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children.
ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:
Fits one head.
ON TESCO’S TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS’ COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY’S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Boadicea's Chariot 
Blah! I spent time spacing these and now they have come up in a block anyway!
Fixed – Ed.
On the front of an American woodstove: THIS STOVE MAY GET HOT
Tag attached to a hotel hair dryer, “Do not use in shower”.
OZ
On the front of our tea/coffee boiler, right next to the tap to fill your cup.
“Caution Hot Water”
My favourite is “read the instructions before use”, in the instructions manual.
At the bottom of the sign “Reading this sign may harm your mental health”
Thank you all. And thank you to the person who sorted out the spacing… Soutie or Bearsy?
‘Twas I amongst thy letters whilst thou wert absent. 😕
Ta muchly. (Poetry group this morning. )
De nada.
Too much information?
I’m always amazed that toilet rolls come without instructions, it must go back to when we lived in caves and used perforated leaves.
I’m never tempted if I see this on the package.
“Some Assembly Required”
Or, ‘Batteries not included?’
🙂