To contain religion, sexuality, and suspense…
Winner:
My God, I’m pregnant: I wonder who did it.
Author: coldwaterjohn
CWJ travelled extensively with his family, having worked in eleven countries over thirty years. A keen photographer, holding a Private Pilot's Licence, he focuses mainly on landscape and aerial imagery. Having worked in the Middle East extensively he follows developments in that region with particular interest, and views with growing concern, the radicalisation flowing from Islamic fundamentalism, and the intolerance for opposing views, stemming from it. View all posts by coldwaterjohn
Boadicea's Chariot 
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_coolest_joke_ever
“Which one of you heathens spilled my fucking beer?”
Sweet Jesus, look at those low hanging ***** (add your own choice of sexual appendage)
Shortest Love Story – With A Happy Ending!
He asked her “Will you marry me?”
She replied “No”
And they both lived happily ever after.
Husband: Fancy a rape-game?
Wife : No!
Husband: That’s the spirit!
Shortest gay love conversation between two cowboys ever recorded (Think Brokeback Mountain on speed)
FIRST COWBOY…’Yup’
SECOND COWBOY…’Yup’.
Shortest English folk song:-
‘Tom Pearce, Tom Pearce, lend me your grey mare.
No.’
I was lost, but then I was found
OMG that reminds me of one that starts,
Patrick Fitzgerald. And Gerald Fitzpatrick.
Shortest Alternative Love Story.
She asked,’So who’s the Daddy?’
Her friend smiled. ‘There isn’t one, hon…’
And they both lived happily ever after.
Heavens above, this is much too short. What ever next?
Vicar hung for sex-crime.
Oh God! Oooh God! Ooooooh God…..!
OZ