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45 thoughts on “So do we do caption competitions on here?”
Why not, Nym? Seems like a fun idea.
But I can’t think of a caption at the moment. 😥
Tarquin the Chippendale trys out for scrum half.
– The cheek of it!
– Mate, your wearing the wrong strip!
– The winger takes extreme measures to concel his forward pass.
– The ball bounced awkwardly putting the streaker off his stride.
– The full back was keen to be first to the showers.
– “Fancy a scrum?” “No thanks, you don’t look equipped to be a prop mate!”
– It’s all right, whenever Hubert scores, he does this pole dancing routine under the posts.
– “I sad, chip; Dale, not Chippendale!!
I’m lousy at thinking up captions – but I love reading other people’s! There’s some good ones here. 🙂
The result of 13 years of New Labour misrule. We cannot even afford Rugby kit!
A ‘fresh’ approach to refereeing.
Did someone say, no studs?
‘I’m not naked, I’m wearing a collar.’
(Paul, on a roll again…)
“I see yours are a different shape and rather samll!
Pseu,
Thank you Ma’me. (Comment not Caption)
I would contend it is more a ‘jounce’ than a ‘roll’ but your guess is as good as mine!
Commentator: “The game is hotting up nicely… The All-Pinks.., err, I mean All-Blacks have a one man advantage which they are keen to use before the snow forecast for the second half closes in and nips it in the bud.”
“The fabric of this new kit is fantastic. You can hardly tell you’re wearing it”
It looks like the third umpire is misbehaving, but maybe he just needs a cold shower.
Can I interest you in a bikini wax, Sir?
OZ
Oz, I believe they call it a ‘back, crack and sack’ wax. Either that or the fellow has been ‘torn off a strip’ by the referee. I bit of a Hobson’s choice, me thinks.
Paul – That’s the one! I was trying to remember the phrase mentioned a few days ago by Shermeen or Sabina (?). It didn’t sound any more attractive coming from a Sheila. 😦
OZ
Oz, Sorry, there is no nice way to say it. It sounds grotesque, I feel sorry for the young lady that has to endure that from a hairy middle-aged man.
Clearly ‘Beautician’ should be considered as misrepresentation under the trade descriptions act.
All hairy plug holes and… hairy plug holes. *shudders*
Oh; hello one and all. Have I come to the right place then…?!
Paul – I’d like the “beauty” companies to try to come up with a slow-motion television ad for a “‘back, crack and sack” wax. And please tell me when it’ll be screened because I really, really don’t want to see it.
OZ
Hi, Claire
Welcome! Good to see you here. 🙂
Claire2 – You are very welcome.
OZ
Hello Claire! Welcome hun. 🙂
Bilby – What are you doing lurking in the shadows??
OZ
Oz, invest in some Velcro. That way you can remind yourself of the experience everytime you play with it. That has to be a cringe-worthy association, if ever there were one.
It’s just that sort of a day, OZ; a nice day for lurking in my cloak of partial invisibility.
Claire!!!!
You are so very welcome.
Great to see you here. 🙂
Greeting from me too, Claire. Good to see you!! xx
Ooh, hello again. Blimey, that was quick! Thanks; I take it that this place is a damn sight friendlier than MyT then!
Evening Claire2!
Can’t see you… are you a white cat in a snowstorm?
Paul – “Back, crack and sack” plus velcro is just too much to contemplate, even at this time of night. I’m out of here, but not without a deferrntial nod in the direction of the partially invisible Bilby. Hi, sweetie!!
OZ
Make that deferential…
OZ
Just a touch of the ’emmetts.
Night, night Dear OZ x.
Claire2, good evening
Also glad to almost see your avatar here. We have not actually interacted on MyT, so far as I recall, but I do admire the way that you say what you feel there.
It’s what the whole blogging thing is all about, in my opinion.
pseu1, good evening as well.
My caption is not funny or even trying to be funny, but is the tortured scream of a soul that has spent too long believing that once, just once, my country’s rugby team might actually not embarrass me completely.
‘The Scotland team show off the new strip that has been chosen for them by their
supporters on the grounds that they are not fit to wear the shirt, shorts, socks, boots or soiled jockstraps of their illustrious predecessors’.
We are, of course, going to hammer the Welsh this coming Saturday, by the way.
Hello John, good to see you here!
Welcome Claire2.
I’m just sitting in the corner, laughing at the comments!
Yup, Pseu; will try to come up with an avatar. Although it took me a year and a day to figure out how to do it on my T…;)
Bilby – Don’t even go there. Shudder!! You seem to have your cloak of partial invisibility tucked into your knickers. Hee hee! Nighty night. 🙂
OZ
Hi Claire – I’ve already welcomed you in the background (as admin), but let’s make it formal. Good to see you here. 😀
Hello John, thanks, good to see you. I might put a proper picture up then – I reckon if I attempted it on MyT, with my big mouth and apparent status as Jonathan Hemmett’s girl (dont’ ask…), someone might just stick pins in it! How nice it is to have a sociable board; I’m actually reeling from the shock 😉
Thanks Bearsy. Should have gone to bed ages ago, but night is day and day is night for me…good site though 😉
One final caption from me:
A My-T blogger stripped of their account, heads for DNMyT!
Aaagh, to yearn for the days when I was young and pretty? Now that youth has passed I am only pretty.
(Is it a dog collar he’s wearing?)
Paul, you are strangely silent about my observation:
“Paul seems to be an apostle, Greek in origin, Pavlos even, with a penchant for ‘mezzes’ of facts and big words which obscure meaning.”
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Why not, Nym? Seems like a fun idea.
But I can’t think of a caption at the moment. 😥
Tarquin the Chippendale trys out for scrum half.
– The cheek of it!
– Mate, your wearing the wrong strip!
– The winger takes extreme measures to concel his forward pass.
– The ball bounced awkwardly putting the streaker off his stride.
– The full back was keen to be first to the showers.
– “Fancy a scrum?” “No thanks, you don’t look equipped to be a prop mate!”
– It’s all right, whenever Hubert scores, he does this pole dancing routine under the posts.
– “I sad, chip; Dale, not Chippendale!!
I’m lousy at thinking up captions – but I love reading other people’s! There’s some good ones here. 🙂
The result of 13 years of New Labour misrule. We cannot even afford Rugby kit!
A ‘fresh’ approach to refereeing.
Did someone say, no studs?
‘I’m not naked, I’m wearing a collar.’
(Paul, on a roll again…)
“I see yours are a different shape and rather samll!
Pseu,
Thank you Ma’me. (Comment not Caption)
I would contend it is more a ‘jounce’ than a ‘roll’ but your guess is as good as mine!
Commentator: “The game is hotting up nicely… The All-Pinks.., err, I mean All-Blacks have a one man advantage which they are keen to use before the snow forecast for the second half closes in and nips it in the bud.”
“The fabric of this new kit is fantastic. You can hardly tell you’re wearing it”
It looks like the third umpire is misbehaving, but maybe he just needs a cold shower.
Can I interest you in a bikini wax, Sir?
OZ
Oz, I believe they call it a ‘back, crack and sack’ wax. Either that or the fellow has been ‘torn off a strip’ by the referee. I bit of a Hobson’s choice, me thinks.
Paul – That’s the one! I was trying to remember the phrase mentioned a few days ago by Shermeen or Sabina (?). It didn’t sound any more attractive coming from a Sheila. 😦
OZ
Oz, Sorry, there is no nice way to say it. It sounds grotesque, I feel sorry for the young lady that has to endure that from a hairy middle-aged man.
Clearly ‘Beautician’ should be considered as misrepresentation under the trade descriptions act.
All hairy plug holes and… hairy plug holes. *shudders*
Oh; hello one and all. Have I come to the right place then…?!
Paul – I’d like the “beauty” companies to try to come up with a slow-motion television ad for a “‘back, crack and sack” wax. And please tell me when it’ll be screened because I really, really don’t want to see it.
OZ
Hi, Claire
Welcome! Good to see you here. 🙂
Claire2 – You are very welcome.
OZ
Hello Claire! Welcome hun. 🙂
Bilby – What are you doing lurking in the shadows??
OZ
Oz, invest in some Velcro. That way you can remind yourself of the experience everytime you play with it. That has to be a cringe-worthy association, if ever there were one.
It’s just that sort of a day, OZ; a nice day for lurking in my cloak of partial invisibility.
Claire!!!!
You are so very welcome.
Great to see you here. 🙂
Greeting from me too, Claire. Good to see you!! xx
Ooh, hello again. Blimey, that was quick! Thanks; I take it that this place is a damn sight friendlier than MyT then!
Evening Claire2!
Can’t see you… are you a white cat in a snowstorm?
Paul – “Back, crack and sack” plus velcro is just too much to contemplate, even at this time of night. I’m out of here, but not without a deferrntial nod in the direction of the partially invisible Bilby. Hi, sweetie!!
OZ
Make that deferential…
OZ
Just a touch of the ’emmetts.
Night, night Dear OZ x.
Claire2, good evening
Also glad to almost see your avatar here. We have not actually interacted on MyT, so far as I recall, but I do admire the way that you say what you feel there.
It’s what the whole blogging thing is all about, in my opinion.
pseu1, good evening as well.
My caption is not funny or even trying to be funny, but is the tortured scream of a soul that has spent too long believing that once, just once, my country’s rugby team might actually not embarrass me completely.
‘The Scotland team show off the new strip that has been chosen for them by their
supporters on the grounds that they are not fit to wear the shirt, shorts, socks, boots or soiled jockstraps of their illustrious predecessors’.
We are, of course, going to hammer the Welsh this coming Saturday, by the way.
Hello John, good to see you here!
Welcome Claire2.
I’m just sitting in the corner, laughing at the comments!
Yup, Pseu; will try to come up with an avatar. Although it took me a year and a day to figure out how to do it on my T…;)
Bilby – Don’t even go there. Shudder!! You seem to have your cloak of partial invisibility tucked into your knickers. Hee hee! Nighty night. 🙂
OZ
Hi Claire – I’ve already welcomed you in the background (as admin), but let’s make it formal. Good to see you here. 😀
Hello John, thanks, good to see you. I might put a proper picture up then – I reckon if I attempted it on MyT, with my big mouth and apparent status as Jonathan Hemmett’s girl (dont’ ask…), someone might just stick pins in it! How nice it is to have a sociable board; I’m actually reeling from the shock 😉
Thanks Bearsy. Should have gone to bed ages ago, but night is day and day is night for me…good site though 😉
One final caption from me:
A My-T blogger stripped of their account, heads for DNMyT!
Aaagh, to yearn for the days when I was young and pretty? Now that youth has passed I am only pretty.
(Is it a dog collar he’s wearing?)
Paul, you are strangely silent about my observation:
“Paul seems to be an apostle, Greek in origin, Pavlos even, with a penchant for ‘mezzes’ of facts and big words which obscure meaning.”
Answer! Answer!